Ballad, not a song

Shoot yourself Johny
Just AIm the gun to your head and pull the trigger
There's nothing else you can do
Remember, no one will ever believe you
Remember, the whole world is against u
And there's nothin else you can do

Shoot yourself Johny
Everybody is looking at you
WE know you deserve better
Give'em something to think about
NOw buddy, just open your mouth
and swallow it to the barrel
You and me know you love the taste
of cold metal in your throat

Do it quick, do it now, do it in the kitchen
do it in the bathroom
do it on your bed
Make your woman think you're just sleeping
She'll tell the kids in the morning
Papa fought a dragon in his sleep
ANd the dragon won